1. |
Hurry Up & Buy
03:12
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(Chang/O'Brien)
Verse 1
I don't like 7/11, I prefer 40's and 9's
That's a menace reference if you didn't understand the last line
And I shoplift so fucking much I forget that people pay all the time
And I can't read too much into my own thoughts
'Cause I'm terrified of what I'll find
Chorus
And I have a lot of friends and they do a lot of drugs
But I don't care about that
'Cause I still get free hugs
From everyone I know
Verse 2
Well I know a lot of girls from high school that all got pregnant young
They drank and they smoked the whole time hoping for a miscarriage
And they all have jobs but only of minimum wage
And there's not enough buckets in the world to carry all their tears
Verse 3
Well i never read To Kill a Mockingbird or Catcher in the Rye
I never took geography or told a girl if I had a crush
And sometimes I wish that money bought happiness
'Cause I'd spend it all buying you smiles
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2. |
On My Face
02:31
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(Newman/O'Brien)
Verse 1
The words are hard to think of
When you've got nothing to draw from
My daddy never beat me
And I didn't go to catholic school
I was never raped by a priest
Shit's always worked out for me
Chorus
So please molest me
To cure my writer's block
I need a tragedy
So I can write a better song
Verse 2
I'd like an eating disorder
Or some low self esteem
Some pimples on my face
And social insecurities
I need you to push me
Until I hit the wall
So I can find my inner demons
To drown in alcohol
Bridge
So now I'm begging you
Come take advantage of me
Destroy my Innocence
And my sense of empathy
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3. |
Kill Everybody
03:22
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(Newman/O'Brien/Weir)
Chorus
I want to Kill Everybody
I don't want there to be no one else
I want to Kill Everybody
So I can finally be by myself
Verse 1
There's a bullet in my fist
I have swung and I have missed
For the last time and I'll tell it to your face
All that's left around me is the shit that I cannot erase
There's a bullet in my head
Wish you'd just leave me for dead
Just the way I want to leave you all
Phone is ringing off the hook but I think I'd rather miss that call
Verse 2
There's an aching in my bones
There's a writing on the stone
Like the writing on the wall, I begin to hear the call
To climb the highest mountain and see if I'm a failure to fly
And I've been put here on this earth
With all the trees and all the dirt
And all the shitty people surrounding me every day
And I don't know but I've been told that we're all gonna die one day
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4. |
Savannah
02:22
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(Weir)
Chorus
Oh Savannah, you torture me
Oh Savannah, won't you let me be
'Cause every time I see you, it's so clear to see
Oh Savannah, you torture me
Verse 1
My daddy told me, "Son, those girls will lay you low
They'll tear your heart out and they'll bleed it dry, you know
And there ain't no reason, 'cept for some it makes 'em smile"
Savannah, you're so pretty I can live with it a while
Verse 2
They're all around me and they're screaming for my head
Police just want to catch me but my mother wants me dead
But there's not no gravitational pull that can bring me down
'Cause lying next to me's the prettiest girl in town
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Uncle Tonto Tampa, Florida
2 Men, 12 Strings, seven combined nipples. Tampa Bay Folk-Punks and Professional Buskers
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