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Kill Everybody EP

by Uncle Tonto

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1.
Hurry Up & Buy 03:12
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(Chang/O'Brien) Verse 1 I don't like 7/11, I prefer 40's and 9's That's a menace reference if you didn't understand the last line And I shoplift so fucking much I forget that people pay all the time And I can't read too much into my own thoughts 'Cause I'm terrified of what I'll find Chorus And I have a lot of friends and they do a lot of drugs But I don't care about that 'Cause I still get free hugs From everyone I know Verse 2 Well I know a lot of girls from high school that all got pregnant young They drank and they smoked the whole time hoping for a miscarriage And they all have jobs but only of minimum wage And there's not enough buckets in the world to carry all their tears Verse 3 Well i never read To Kill a Mockingbird or Catcher in the Rye I never took geography or told a girl if I had a crush And sometimes I wish that money bought happiness 'Cause I'd spend it all buying you smiles
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On My Face 02:31
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(Newman/O'Brien) Verse 1 The words are hard to think of When you've got nothing to draw from My daddy never beat me And I didn't go to catholic school I was never raped by a priest Shit's always worked out for me Chorus So please molest me To cure my writer's block I need a tragedy So I can write a better song Verse 2 I'd like an eating disorder Or some low self esteem Some pimples on my face And social insecurities I need you to push me Until I hit the wall So I can find my inner demons To drown in alcohol Bridge So now I'm begging you Come take advantage of me Destroy my Innocence And my sense of empathy
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Kill Everybody 03:22
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(Newman/O'Brien/Weir) Chorus I want to Kill Everybody I don't want there to be no one else I want to Kill Everybody So I can finally be by myself Verse 1 There's a bullet in my fist I have swung and I have missed For the last time and I'll tell it to your face All that's left around me is the shit that I cannot erase There's a bullet in my head Wish you'd just leave me for dead Just the way I want to leave you all Phone is ringing off the hook but I think I'd rather miss that call Verse 2 There's an aching in my bones There's a writing on the stone Like the writing on the wall, I begin to hear the call To climb the highest mountain and see if I'm a failure to fly And I've been put here on this earth With all the trees and all the dirt And all the shitty people surrounding me every day And I don't know but I've been told that we're all gonna die one day
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Savannah 02:22
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(Weir) Chorus Oh Savannah, you torture me Oh Savannah, won't you let me be 'Cause every time I see you, it's so clear to see Oh Savannah, you torture me Verse 1 My daddy told me, "Son, those girls will lay you low They'll tear your heart out and they'll bleed it dry, you know And there ain't no reason, 'cept for some it makes 'em smile" Savannah, you're so pretty I can live with it a while Verse 2 They're all around me and they're screaming for my head Police just want to catch me but my mother wants me dead But there's not no gravitational pull that can bring me down 'Cause lying next to me's the prettiest girl in town

about

This is the first official release by Uncle Tonto. This is called the Kill Everybody EP.

Uncle Tonto would like the following:
Joe Garcia, Dirt McCoy, Adam Temple, Lou's LMGA, Austin's Coffee and Film, The Caboose Bar, Orlando Hipsters, Rando, Jahnopa, Boss Omnivore, The Ashtrays, and all the other bands in this phenomenal fucking Indie scene that have loved and supported us. Thank you to Tyler, Andrew, Brendan, Andy, Amanda, Jacob, Zach, Jordan, Dodson, Nick and everyone else that's been working to get our demo and our name out there. We always have been and always will be a word-of-mouth band, and we can only do it because of you guys.


JT would like to thank the following: Mom, Dad, Kelly, Maddie, Duncan and Luke, keep Ohio warm for me. To Joe, Josh, Dirt, Amanda and everyone else that's helped us get to this point, you guys are the greatest. If there's a heaven, you're going. To a certain girl, thank you for the memories and the inspiration. You're more of the reason than you know. Finally, to Jacob, Tyler, Brendan, and especially my Tonto brothers Kenny and Bass, you guys are the Uncle Tonto family. Thank you for believing in us. There's nowhere I would rather be than with this band. I owe it all to you guys.

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released June 9, 2014

Written and performed by Uncle Tonto.

Sebastian Newman plays the Guitar-Banjo and sings. He wrote tracks 2 and 3.

Kenny O'Brien plays the Guitar and sings. He wrote tracks 1,2, and 3.

JT Weir plays the Guitar and sings. He wrote tracks 3 and 4.

Recorded By Joe "The Manic Hispanic" Garcia
Edited by Joe Garcia

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